Ha, I have also read numerous wikipedia articles about works of fiction that I’m not going to get to. I am much better at making lists of books to read than I am at actually reading them, and I guess I want to know what happens in ‘important’ fiction so I’ll understand what people are talking about when they refer to them? God that seems shallow. 

But what I really want to know is where I can get a laptop that I can use in the shower. (It’s possible that I’m misreading that sentence…)