Keeping it real... I would love to get to know you and make you giggle and smile I am not looking for anything serious (check out my profile). 

I will send picts via email if you like. 

I live in the Carpentersville area and work in the Schaumburg area. 

Hit me up if interested... because you piqued my interest!

Hi how are you!?

hey! i think it's cool you're into fitness and video games. it's amazing to work the mind and the body ;) i see you like to explore a lot of things, like music and coding. 
my name's ----. i can't say i'd always rather participate than watch (i'd rather watch football than play), i think we could find some sort of middle ground =)

It's really snowy out there, isn't it..

Hey there how's it goin!

happy late welcome to chicago

Hey, it looks like we have quit a bit in common. I also try new things constantly, but am too ADD to stick with them, and I never watch sports when I could be playing instead. 

I'm only recently getting into cooking. What's your favorite kind of food to make? 

Also, do you have a waterproof laptop??

Ha, I have also read numerous wikipedia articles about works of fiction that I’m not going to get to. I am much better at making lists of books to read than I am at actually reading them, and I guess I want to know what happens in ‘important’ fiction so I’ll understand what people are talking about when they refer to them? God that seems shallow. 

But what I really want to know is where I can get a laptop that I can use in the shower. (It’s possible that I’m misreading that sentence…)

Is bass a hard instrument to pick up?

You are kinda really gorgeous :-) I would like to get to know you. 
you seem cool from your profile, pretty down to earth. 
What nationality are you?

So curious..

Hey, how are you? I enjoyed reading your profile. So I am going to be completely frank, I would love to have a casual sex ongoing relationship. You are definitely my type so let me know if you are interested and we can see where it goes.

You have any luck on here yet???

What is the last place you traveled? I love Thailand and i am headed to Turkey in December.

You look cool

hey there, how are you doing? having a good week?

hi good evening how was your day

Such a babe. Hi.

What would you're definition of a good person be? 

So what I really want to know is, how you are in the shower AND on your laptop..??? Please tell the secret ;)

Hi sexy are you looking for a good fun times? if so 
let's chat get to know each other, meet and have some good times together I'm 6'4" 180lbs 9" cut and shaved I'm clean drugs and diseases free and I know how to work not only with my tool but my tongue too!

Do you have pan or x?

Good morning! Was looking around this today and saw your profile and figured I would say hi and see what you were up to?

Hello. Lets chat

Hi, how do you take your laptop into the shower? Seems like it'd be easier to bring your smart phone in a little sealed sandwich baggie, less chance of water getting on it.

So dOes that mean you are a really good cook?

I agree with you about food. Do you feel the same way about cocktails?

Hi I'm ------. Hope you made it through Monday relatively unscathed.

Hi, 
I live on Madison & Jefferson and looking for some cool people who are near and open for making new friends which might or might lead to FWB. Ideal first meeting would be - coffee, dinner, bar, nightclub, etc. Let me know!

hey there! hmmm yea i dont really have one of those witty/generic copy paste ice breaker...would rather just say hi. not really into selling my self digitally but i think we would get along well. soooo if you would like to get to know eachother feel free to write back. (i know this is awkward) 
have a good night 
-DJ

Hi there. What game(s) are you working your way though now?

I don't play the bass, but I'd love to do a musical collaboration sometime. Or at least get coffee and see where things go. 

I kinda have the same problem you have - I'll do something for a month, get decent at it, then drop it for something else. Right now I'm learning Javascript and making a board game. In a month? Who knows?

I'm afraid to ask, because I might use it too much, but how do you use your laptop in the shower? 
I'm --------. I sing if you ever wanna jam sometime. Who are you?

Evening, 

I came across your profile and enjoyed reading it. We share much in common and your smile exudes warm kindness. I'd enjoy meeting you for coffee/drink one evening. 

Enjoy your weekend

What software do you make your music with?

Goofy, ADD, likes activities.....I'm sorry were you describing me? 

I used to play video games, but I'm sure I would enjoy picking up that fun activity if you were persuasive. 

Message me so we can chat.

Hello beautiful. Are you interested in a secret naughty friend?

hi (profile picture is naked)

Um how do you take your laptop into the shower??? Hahaha I want to talk to you cause you seem interesting!

hello there. My name is ----- and I would like to chat with you a little and learn your personality . If you want maybe I could take you out to dinner or show you my favorite quiet little beach. I am also ok with a simple night at home with take out and a movie. whatever suits our mood and is a fun atmosphere so we can get to know each other. I can't wait to hear back. :)

Hi, 

I just moved to downtown and thought I should look for some cool friends around. I am always open for friends or more (with benefits). Let me know if you want to give it a try and we can probably meet over drinks or dinner!