This is a record of text content from messages I receive on my OKCupid account - the account is based on what I would normally write in an account, except my gender is set to female and the image is a stock image that matched my best guess at a female version of me (in some alternate universe.) Please see the first post, "Statement," for more info.
Wednesday, November 13, 2013
Keeping it real... I would love to get to know you and make you giggle and smile I am not looking for anything serious (check out my profile).
I will send picts via email if you like.
I live in the Carpentersville area and work in the Schaumburg area.
Hit me up if interested... because you piqued my interest!
hey! i think it's cool you're into fitness and video games. it's amazing to work the mind and the body ;) i see you like to explore a lot of things, like music and coding. my name's ----. i can't say i'd always rather participate than watch (i'd rather watch football than play), i think we could find some sort of middle ground =)
Ha, I have also read numerous wikipedia articles about works of fiction that I’m not going to get to. I am much better at making lists of books to read than I am at actually reading them, and I guess I want to know what happens in ‘important’ fiction so I’ll understand what people are talking about when they refer to them? God that seems shallow.
But what I really want to know is where I can get a laptop that I can use in the shower. (It’s possible that I’m misreading that sentence…)
Hey, how are you? I enjoyed reading your profile. So I am going to be completely frank, I would love to have a casual sex ongoing relationship. You are definitely my type so let me know if you are interested and we can see where it goes.
Hi sexy are you looking for a good fun times? if so let's chat get to know each other, meet and have some good times together I'm 6'4" 180lbs 9" cut and shaved I'm clean drugs and diseases free and I know how to work not only with my tool but my tongue too!
Hi, I live on Madison & Jefferson and looking for some cool people who are near and open for making new friends which might or might lead to FWB. Ideal first meeting would be - coffee, dinner, bar, nightclub, etc. Let me know!
hey there! hmmm yea i dont really have one of those witty/generic copy paste ice breaker...would rather just say hi. not really into selling my self digitally but i think we would get along well. soooo if you would like to get to know eachother feel free to write back. (i know this is awkward) have a good night -DJ
I don't play the bass, but I'd love to do a musical collaboration sometime. Or at least get coffee and see where things go.
hello there. My name is ----- and I would like to chat with you a little and learn your personality . If you want maybe I could take you out to dinner or show you my favorite quiet little beach. I am also ok with a simple night at home with take out and a movie. whatever suits our mood and is a fun atmosphere so we can get to know each other. I can't wait to hear back. :)
I just moved to downtown and thought I should look for some cool friends around. I am always open for friends or more (with benefits). Let me know if you want to give it a try and we can probably meet over drinks or dinner!